Today I woke up at 6:30am to start studying and now know for certain that I am incapable of being productive for long periods of time until the clock hits midnight. So instead I will now study by staying up until 6:30 and sleeping til noon. Being nocturnal suits me well.
Anyway, I thought I'd amuse (or in my parents case - annoy) you with some of the better methods I found for procrastinating today. Advanced warning, some make me sound quite loony.
- I taught my roommate chemistry a few hours before her final exam (yes I remember chem).
- I learnt over 60 synonyms for the word "procrastinate" (my personal favourite is "boondoggle").
- I cooked three meals but only actually ate a bowl of soup and many many bowls of Rice Krispies.
- I spilled a handful of said Rice Krispies and counted them 3 times and found the average of those three times (123).
- I played every new game on addictinggames.com
- I cut the margins of the paper I was using for study notes so they would be "more presentable" when I eventually took notes on them.
- I googled myself.
- I looked my birthday up on wikipedia and realised that,apart from Catherine Zeta-Jones and Will Smith, I share it with William Faulkner and Eric Williams (my first prime minister and one of the most respected historians in the field of slavery).
- I caused a heated debate between two Irish people about the partition between them and N. Ireland.
- I had a personal revelation while watching an episode of In Plain Sight
- I read "The Little Black Book of Beer"
- I staged an impromptu ballet in my bedroom.
- I blasted the Jedward version of Under Pressure just because it's THAT BAD. I also decided that Vanilla Ice is WAYYYYY hotter now that he's older. Jedward are decidedly not hot, like make-me-bang-my-head-into-the-wall-not-hot.
I am actually going to get to work...Oh Chaucer. *sigh*
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Wow. Ash....I've run out of words to describe how psychotic you are. Personally, I think you should've stuck to psychology so that you could psycho-analyse yourself!
ReplyDeleteJedward? I mean....really? And GROSS. How the hell could Vanilla Ice POSSIBLY be hot to you?! That's just sickening.
Go enjoy your Rice Krispies and cardboard :P
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