TREATY ON THE
NON-PROLIFERATION OF ARACHNID-HUMAN INTERACTIONS
Notification
of the entry into force:
By
special negotiation initiated by the resident, hereafter
referred to as “the Proposing Party” and involving the Class Arachnida of the Phylum Anthropod the Treaty is to be entered
into force on 8 November 2013.
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Preamble
The Parties to the Treaty,
Guided
by the principles of the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights,
specifically article 5 “no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel,
inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment” and article 12 “no one shall be
subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or
correspondence,”
Acknowledging
that both Parties to the Treaty are equally entitled to a basic standard of
rights,
Believing
that the distress resulting from contact between members of the Class Arachnida of
the Phylum Anthropoda, hereafter
referred to “Arachnids” and the Proposing
Party are injurious to the peace and
security of each Party to the Treaty,
Convinced
that
unsolicited and avoidable opposition to the peace and security of a Party
constitutes a violation of article 5 and 12 respectively,
Reaffirming
the verbal agreement between both parties dated January 2003 which outlines the
appropriate guidelines of conduct between Parties to the Treaty,
Have determined as
follows:
ARTICLE
I
Each Party to the Treaty shall immediately and
permanently cease hostile action against the other party unless said party is found
to be in violation of one or more condition outlined in Articles III-IV.
ARTICLE
II
As far as possible, Parties will avoid all unsolicited
interaction with one another. The treaty acknowledges that occasional
interaction in neutral territory may be unavoidable and takes measures to
reduce this (Article IV).
ARTICLE
III
Parties commit to not encroaching on one another’s
territory with the intent to cause physical harm, emotional distress or
interference with the party’s home (defined here as areas frequented for rest
and Party-specific hunting grounds). Parties acknowledge that a violation of
this article constitutes a temporary suspension of the ceasefire principle
outlined in Article I.
ARTICLE
IV
Each Party to the Treaty agrees to control
reproductive rates thereby minimising the need to encroach on further territory
and the probability of interaction in neutral territories. Parties again
acknowledge that a violation of this article constitutes a temporary suspension
of the ceasefire principle outlined in Article I.
DONE AT SAN FERNANDO, this seventh day
of November, two thousand and thirteen.