TREATY ON THE NON-PROLIFERATION OF ARACHNID-HUMAN INTERACTIONS

TREATY ON THE NON-PROLIFERATION OF ARACHNID-HUMAN INTERACTIONS

Notification of the entry into force:

By special negotiation initiated by the resident, hereafter referred to as “the Proposing Party” and involving the Class Arachnida of the Phylum Anthropod the Treaty is to be entered into force on 8 November 2013.

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Preamble

The Parties to the Treaty,

Guided by the principles of the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights, specifically article 5 “no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment” and article 12 “no one shall be subjected to arbitrary interference with his privacy, family, home or correspondence,”

Acknowledging that both Parties to the Treaty are equally entitled to a basic standard of rights,

Believing that the distress resulting from contact between members of the Class Arachnida of the Phylum Anthropoda, hereafter referred to “Arachnids” and the Proposing Party are injurious to the peace and security of each Party to the Treaty,

Convinced that unsolicited and avoidable opposition to the peace and security of a Party constitutes a violation of article 5 and 12 respectively,

Reaffirming the verbal agreement between both parties dated January 2003 which outlines the appropriate guidelines of conduct between Parties to the Treaty,

Have determined as follows:

ARTICLE I

Each Party to the Treaty shall immediately and permanently cease hostile action against the other party unless said party is found to be in violation of one or more condition outlined in Articles III-IV.

ARTICLE II

As far as possible, Parties will avoid all unsolicited interaction with one another. The treaty acknowledges that occasional interaction in neutral territory may be unavoidable and takes measures to reduce this (Article IV).

ARTICLE III

Parties commit to not encroaching on one another’s territory with the intent to cause physical harm, emotional distress or interference with the party’s home (defined here as areas frequented for rest and Party-specific hunting grounds). Parties acknowledge that a violation of this article constitutes a temporary suspension of the ceasefire principle outlined in Article I.

ARTICLE IV

Each Party to the Treaty agrees to control reproductive rates thereby minimising the need to encroach on further territory and the probability of interaction in neutral territories. Parties again acknowledge that a violation of this article constitutes a temporary suspension of the ceasefire principle outlined in Article I.    

DONE AT SAN FERNANDO, this seventh day of November, two thousand and thirteen.