Tuesday, October 25, 2011

City Spirituality


The biggest sin in London is to study it in abstraction – to learn the city through satellite images and sociology journals.  From the cozy perch of a library desk it’s easy to generalise the buzzing groups of pedestrians into mindless herds or to view the emptying churches as signs of an increasingly secular city but London is all of these things and none of them. Within the herd no two people trod the same path and outside of the church each individual worships a religion of their own.

While the sound of nearby church bells filter through the street, signaling the start of an ancient rite, a practiced fisher of men welcomes a weary disciple to a barstool and pours him a drink. 

Across the street, a devout young woman stares in reverent wonder at the saintly statues in the showcases - those idols whose embellished bodies, adorned with beads and fabric, serve as reminders of how people should live. 

In this city where fortunes change as quickly as the weather, a man in rags begs for alms while one in a crisp suit claims a tithe.  Oblivious, an aging scholar lets his worn shoes lead him down the familiar path of the halls where seeds of learning are sown and minds are harvested.

An aspiring author wanders the city, tracing the footsteps of some great orator or literary saviour as old as the cobblestones underfoot. Nearby, a casual historian enters a doorway to view a collection plate filled with the treasures of countless other nations.

One devotee follows the star on an illuminated sign to worship at the altar of the coffee counter while, in a stately building; parties prophesy apocalyptic results and resurrect dusty tomes of policies and precedents.
Somewhere, choirs of voices rise from the spotlighted stages of theatres, singing hymns in praise of spandex and sequins while, down a nearby alley a red light signals to wary pilgrims a gateway into the Holy Land.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Nostalgia


As a result of having lunch at a pub called the Duke of York today I can’t get that bloody nursery rhyme out of my head. However, it got me thinking about other nursery rhymes that I grew up with and I came to realize that I had forgotten quite a few of them. What will happen when (if?) I’m a mother and I can’t remember these to pass them on to my children?

So this is an attempt to sort of informally archive some of the best nursery rhymes of my childhood (and I included links to the complete rhymes in case there were any some of you didn't know/couldn't remember).
The list was pretty long so I didn't include the basics like Little Miss Muffet, Three Blind Mice, This Little Piggy etc. but even then...I'm noticing a theme... Most of our nursery rhymes were either VERY BRITISH or VERY CARIBBEAN
** Feel free to add some of your favourites that I may have forgotten or never even heard in the comments section! **

There Was a Crooked Man
There Was an Old Woman  (Wow..lots of old people).
There Was a Little Girl   My mom said this describes me...  :S


Caribbean - Unfortunately most of these song versions are from Belafonte who DID NOT make any of them up.

Brown Girl in the Ring  This song has been played at just about every wedding I've ever been to
(Listen Here)
  or, if you're up for a laugh, here's The Wiggles version hahaa
Island in the Sun  (MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE) (Listen Here)



Tuesday, October 11, 2011

A(completely fictitious) Report on Ergophobia.



Ergophobia  is classified as an abnormal and persistent fear of work, finding work or functioning at work.

Many scholars have been debating the recent spike in ergophobia among the young adult population. Often linked with “Peter Pan Syndrome” and “Failure to Launch Syndrome,” there is now great speculation among researchers that ergophobia is the most important issue facing this generation of young adults.  At the heart of this line of inquiry is the core belief that a young adult who fails to find profitable work or independent lodging is suffering from some form of social disorder. Psychological theory then, places the problem within the individual referring to it as a personal abnormality that cripples what would otherwise be normal social functioning.  This report seeks to counter the notions of personal fault that have hitherto dominated the field by proposing a variety of external factors that may lead to the development of ergophobia.

List of External Factors
  1. Learned Helplessness –  As displayed with animals who stop attempting to resist electrocution once they believe it inevitable, it is possible that young adults who are repeatedly faced with rejection from job applications develop a case of Learned Helplessness where they assume that all of their attempts at employment will be similarly unsuccessful.
     
  2. Negative Associations –  After the individual and his/her peers have developed unrealistically heightened expectations through reinforcement by teachers and parents it is only inevitable that upon observing the failures of peers the individual attributes similar expectations to his/herself.
     
  3. Social Conditioning – With the increasing awareness of parental techniques and the importance of spending time with children young adults are finding increasing comfort in their home environment. This sense of security and happiness could lead to an individual’s reluctance to change his/her environment by leaving the family home and finding independence.
     
  4. Evolutionary -  Evolutionary psychologists would undoubtedly argue that the increase in ergophobia is related to the close links between finding work and having to live independently of the family. From an evolutionary standpoint, this independence is seen as negative because group living ensures the highest level of security for the individual.

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In more realistic news - I felt the need write this fictious report for multiple reasons. 1) Because it comforted me overmy current inability to find a part time job.  2) Because I was reading a psychological journal yesterday.  3)  Because I needed a break from studying  4) Because if I didn't I'd have had nothing else to say. I spent the last few days eating, sleeping and reading more literature than I know what to do with.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

This is London! How d'ye like it?

Why waste your words when someone else has already summed up all you wish to say?

Here’s something for you to chew on – John Bancks’ “A Description of London” written in 1738. Funny how hundreds of years later his verses still capture the atmosphere of the true London.

A Description of London by John Bancks

Houses, churches, mixed together,
Streets unpleasant in all weather;
Prisons, palaces contiguous,
Gates, a bridge, the Thames irriguous.

Gaudy things enough to tempt ye,
Showy outsides, insides empty;
Bubbles, trades, mechanic arts,
Coaches, wheelbarrows and carts.

Warrants, bailiffs, bills unpaid,
Lords of laundresses afraid;
Rogues that nightly rob and shoot men,
Hangmen, aldermen and footmen.

Lawyers, poets, priests, physicians,
Noble, simple, all conditions:
Worth beneath a threadbare cover,
Villainy bedaubed all over.

Women black, red, fair and grey,
Prudes and such as never pray,
Handsome, ugly, noisy, still,
Some that will not, some that will.

Many a beau without a shilling,
Many a widow not unwilling;
Many a bargain, if you strike it:
This is London! How d'ye like it?

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Birthdays and Babysitting

I don’t have time (or you folks don’t have the attention span) for me to go on and on about everything I’ve done over the past week.

I had a wonderful birthday thanks to Toni-Marie who spent the weekend at my apartment and made me breakfast on Saturday and Sunday. Over the course of the weekend she took me rowing on the lake in Regent's Park, walking up Primrose hill and wandering through markets in Camden, Petticoat Lane, Brick Lane and the flower market on Columbia Road. Talk about eventful!

And as an added birthday present – I got a part-time job babysitting. It’s only once in a while but I don’t mind. I’m babysitting a teenage girl and she’s actually pretty awesome. Though, admittedly, I feel like it would be easier to babysit a toddler than a teen. At least with toddlers you can come up with games to amuse them etc. with teens it’s just like…okay what do we talk about next?

In other news - I spent Thursday registering at the British Library and the Senate House Library. It was hot and the tube was even hotter and I made the poor decision of a grocery run but, by Thursday night what I had to show for it was a full fridge, two membership cards and a massive dehydration induced headache.

Finally, I come to this weekend. The hottest it has been at this time of year in London in 100 years….PICNIC! Tonz and I spent the day in Hyde Park lounging and munching on baguettes. Tomorrow we’ll probably head to a different park to continue filling our solar powered cells before the onslaught of winter.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

What do you mean I’m an adult now? I don’t feel like an adult.

I have a curious predicament here. In some ways the reality of adulthood has only just hit me but in other ways I refuse to accept that I am an adult. I find it hard to believe that after adolescence comes adulthood. Surely someone must have come up with another step? What the hell have psychologists been doing with all their time? As a former psychology major I know how psych profiles work - tick the boxes and whichever category has more ticks is what you fall under. So, in light of that, I’ve come up with my own little list of reasons.

Reasons Ashley feels like an adult:

I am doing my Masters. Oh my God. In a few weeks I will be sitting in the Rare Books Room at thr British Library attempting to find a topic to research that no one else has ever done before.

I am living on my own (sort of) in London.

Almost everyone I’ve socialised with for the week is either 5, 14 or 35 years older than me.

Reasons Ashley does not feel like an adult:

I am jobless and completely dependent on my parents.

I am terrified of the idea that I may have to get married some day.

I miss playing with my Neopets.



So as you can tell, I’m kinda half-half on the adulthood issue. Crap.
Anyway, in slightly more relvant news, I have enrolled and am now officially a student at QMUL . There are SIX people total in my programme (though some of my classes will be a tiny bit bigger). Six people. Holy crap. My first class is on Monday and I already have hundreds of pages worth of reading to do. Sounds like a recipe for an exciting birthday.

And on that note, I’m off to go do more mind-numbing critical anaylsis. Yayyy.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Lines: or, New Beginnings

Some lines are made for crossing and some are there to make you stay put. However the scariest lines are the ones that exist to mark the places where you must ever so carefully dance back and forward and never lose your balance.

I suppose that little epigraph may seem rather unusual at the start of my new London blog (formerly the Dublin blog). I'm sure you're sitting there thinking "what the heck do lines have to do with London?" or some other, slightly less savory, word than "heck." Well, if you'll just give me a few minutes of your time I hope I can enlighten you.

I think any teenager knows that crossing lines is an inherently thrilling experience. It's the bold, daringness of it all - the thrilling newness of the experience and the self-satisfaction that comes from breaking the mold and trying something that was once nothing more than a dream. In some ways, that's what London is for a lot of people. It's the distant dream of a metropolitan life in a city where everyone dresses in their own style and hundreds of languages and accents whiz by you when you walk.

But for a city so completely heterogeneous, London can be shockingly conformist. There are some lines people just don't cross (and no I don't mean the yellow line in the tube). If you sit and observe for long enough you begin to notice an almost subconscious reconditioning. For example, London had two paces and two paces alone. There's the tourist pace (what I'd call a hasty stroll accompanied by a start-stopping action of a windshield wiper in a drizzle) and then there's the Londoner stroll - a fast-paced, wide-strided race down the street to see who's the best at avoiding other people while not actually ever looking at them.

Perhaps ND people will understand what I mean best when I compare it to the dining hall in the first two weeks of each academic year. The first few days are utter chaos but, eventually, the freshmen figure out which corners to cut close, which to swing wide and where to never stand waiting and slowly, order is once again restored. Well, a big city is a bit like that. Despite all your individuality, the city slowly pulls you into its flock of sheeple (or its horde of incredibly well-dressed zombies).

Finally that third line. I can't decide if that dancing is more akin to prancing or a light-footed Irish jig. I'm leaning towards the jig though. This line is only relevant because it's what my program currently feels like. It's the uncertainty of whether doing an MA in Literature is opening a world of options to me or pigeonholing me into a field where I will be doing a whole lot of nothing. Surrounded by people with actual professions I can't help but question my own choice of direction. All in all, I'm dancing on a line because I fear that crossing it will leave me with a feeling that Brad Pike describes as "pretending to be a real person who does real person things."
And that's a feeling that I don't think I could ever describe half as well as he does. So to conclude my blog I will roll all my fears anxieties up into a little hyperlink and let Brad Pike do the explaining for me.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/pretending-to-be-a-real-person-who-does-real-people-things/

Miss you all!
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