Italiana? Spangola? Americana? Inglese?

Ohhh Italy! Home to gelato, pasta, pizza and creepers.

After extensive "research" I have decided that I don't really like Italy.
Rome is great for many reasons but most of them have to do with food and churches.

Florence, I am sad to say, I seriously don't like. Really. Everyone I know loves it there but I was hugely disappointed by it and spent 90% of the time annoyed/creeped out by some of the italian men you come in to contact with. All you can do is ignore them while the try to figure out where you're from (Italiana? Spangola? Americana? Inglese?) and run as far away as you possibly can when you're on the same street as four guys and one actually tries to put his arm around you when you're ignoring him. I mean really? Creepy enough???

Italy is all of Trinidad's worst qualities rolled into one giant mess of loud arguments and fights for no good reason, overly loud sirens and incessantly blaring car horns.

Cinque Terre, however, is fabolous. Great people, great sights and I'm sporting a new sunburn thanks to it. Definitely one of the most worthwhile day trips in Europe.

K. Off to bed to catch an early flight over to my favourite major European city, London.

super quick update

Okay, change of plans.

Most of you know that I should be in Rome by now but my Sunday flight was canceled due to volcanic ash. The next available flight to Rome was Friday so we did the next best thing and booked a flight to Pisa for Wednesday night (tonight).
So we're leaving Dublin in a few hours, camping out in the airport at Pisa for about six hours until we can take the first train out to Cinque Terre. We'll spend one day there and then make a mad dash back to Pisa where we grab a connecting train to Florence.
After 3 days in Florence we will somehow find ourselves in Rome where we'll eventually catch a flight over to London, spend a few days there and FINALLY head home.

I hope this sounds as crazy as it actually is. I'm pulling an all-nighter in an Italian airport so tonzees can get some sleep (because someone has to watch the bags) then getting an hour of sleep on a train and hiking all day. Still, I'm sure in retrospect these stories will be awesome.

Sadly, Venice had to be dropped from our itinerary because we lost so many days.

Can't wait to be home!

Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine.

If you've never read my blog/watched my videos this is the only one I beg you to pay attention to because this one is to all of you...

Also, apologies for tearing up a little in there.

The "I should be studying now" post.

Well, this is me running out of ways to procrastinate. I really mean that. Today I should have studied (and after this post I swear I will do enough studying to make up for all the lost time earlier today).
Today I woke up at 6:30am to start studying and now know for certain that I am incapable of being productive for long periods of time until the clock hits midnight. So instead I will now study by staying up until 6:30 and sleeping til noon. Being nocturnal suits me well.

Anyway, I thought I'd amuse (or in my parents case - annoy) you with some of the better methods I found for procrastinating today. Advanced warning, some make me sound quite loony.

• I taught my roommate chemistry a few hours before her final exam (yes I remember chem).
  
• I learnt over 60 synonyms for the word "procrastinate" (my personal favourite is "boondoggle").
• I cooked three meals but only actually ate a bowl of soup and many many bowls of Rice Krispies.
• I spilled a handful of said Rice Krispies and counted them 3 times and found the average of those three times (123).
• I played every new game on addictinggames.com
• I cut the margins of the paper I was using for study notes so they would be "more presentable" when I eventually took notes on them.
• I googled myself.
• I looked my birthday up on wikipedia and realised that,apart from Catherine Zeta-Jones and Will Smith, I share it with William Faulkner and Eric Williams (my first prime minister and one of the most respected historians in the field of slavery).
  
• I caused a heated debate between two Irish people about the partition between them and N. Ireland.
• I had a personal revelation while watching an episode of In Plain Sight
• I read "The Little Black Book of Beer"
• I staged an impromptu ballet in my bedroom.
• I blasted the Jedward version of Under Pressure just because it's THAT BAD. I also decided that Vanilla Ice is WAYYYYY hotter now that he's older. Jedward are decidedly not hot, like make-me-bang-my-head-into-the-wall-not-hot.
  

Okay those are the best ones I've got for you for now.
I am actually going to get to work...Oh Chaucer. *sigh*

Love you all ;)

Paris: Take Two

So I FINALLY made it to la Ville-Lumière!!!We had just one short weekend but we managed to do so much in that time. It was really exciting and I'm now a lot more confident in my ability to navigate a big city, handle myself when creepy gypsy mobs want to kidnap me and what little French I had left was sufficient to help us through the whole trip.
We saw the majority of major tourist sights in Paris, ate at Rue de la Huchette at least four times, had a "piquenique" under the Eiffel Tower at night, saw the vast majority of the Louvre and still had the stamina to do the Musée d'Orsay. Talk about draining. Here's a picture with me and a painting from my favourite artist, Elizabeth Vigee-LeBrun.
I'm a particularly huge fan of her self portraits and this is the second one of hers that I've been able to see in Europe. My very favourite painting of the moment is one of her self-portraits and I got to see it in London.

We even made it across to Pigalles, the Moulin Rouge and found the Cafe des Deux Moulins used in Amelie.

Actually, as most of you know, my absolute favourite saint is St. Therese of Lisieux and by some weird chance her relics were on display for a few weeks at Sacre Coeur. So I walked in there to the sight of hundreds of roses and people kneeling in prayer. I was so excited I nearly cried. That alone was worth not going to Paris a few weeks ago.

Also, as I mentioned a few posts ago, each of our trips has a few theme songs that either apply to the place we're in or just happen to be stuck in our head.

This trip also had three songs -
Sky - Joshua Radin - what can I say...the song is absolutely beautiful and so fun to sing when waiting at the metro.
Aux Champs Elysees - Joe Dassin - this one is just obvious. Plus it's SO HAPPY.

The third song was a bit complicated. See, it was stuck in our heads ALLLLL weekend but it was soo not what you want to be singing out loud in Paris. I'd keep catching myself singing the first line and slapping my hand over my mouth to shut myself up. I think I'll leave this one a surprise for those of you who made it this far reading. Here you go - SONG NUMBER THREE

Okay people...off to either bed or studying. (Wow, as I typed that I almost felt like I was being given Cromwell's orders of "to hell or connaught" - talk about between a rock and a hard place).

You can get all A's and still flunk life.

I think I need to make the title of this post into a song...

Anyway, I know you're all tired of me talking but this story really needs to be told.

1st things first - Friday was the UCD Ball - a 10 hour long concert on campus where you can't leave once you enter. So far the descriptive terms for the Ball that we've come up with are "freak show" and "parade of humanity."
Really...people wear the most ridiculous outfits (and I realllly mean it). The Irish also have no concept of pacing themselves which means that by 4pm people were passing out on the floor.


But really, here are the highlights of the ball for me - (mom, dad and aunty em please don;t freak out).

1. I hit a guy -In fairness, he was trying to pry open the door to the port-a-potty while a girl was in there so I yelled "don't be an asshole" to him. But then he pushed in front of me and tried to break into the one that my roommate was in so my instant reaction was to protect her and so I slapped him as hard as I could and told him to "feck off." I'm still impressed he didn't hit me back BUT SERIOUSLY, what kind of perv tries to break into a bathroom when a girl is using it. And it's not that he needed to pee or anything...he was actually breaking into it to see the girl inside. And the worst part is he was with another guy and a girl and they didn't do anything to stop him. *shudders* THIS is why girls go in groups.
2. By sheer accident we ended up at the very front when one of the performers came on (Vengaboys) and it was insane. So much so that the Gardai threatened to shut the party down early. Anyway, we were more of less trapped there (me, 2 of my roommates and 2 ND guys) and people were shoving so much that a huge mass of people fell at once. And yup, you guessed it, I ended up right at the bottom of the dogpile. Scariest.Experience.Ever. Thank God there was a guy down there with me and his knee was up (at an incredibly painful angle) so that my face wasn't crushed and I could breathe. My arms were pinned. After 5 layers of people got up I managed to get out. I was not thrilled to say the least. It still hurts every time I move my left shoulder.
3. After a few more minutes of that insanity we decided to get the hell out and so one we all linked hands and I went in front basically faking an emergency to get people to move (I deserve an Oscar for my wide-eyed look of panic). THEN just as we make it out of the mass of people and are in the clear and allll safe, this guy swings his arm out to throw his coat over his shoulder and elbows me straight in the nose. The irony is staggering. That still hurts too by the way, but only when I touch it.
   

Anyway, since I clearly survived that traumatic experience we spent Saturday at the Cliffs of Moher. Despite the horrible weather we still had fun and got some awesome photos.
We saw a bunch of other stuff on the way but I will save that for when facebook is letting me upload photos again.
For now here's one of the rocky landscape of the Burren.
One from Lisdoonvarna which is famous for its singles festival in September. Apparently the guy who owns this pub is a full time matchmaker.
And of course, many many many photos of me at the Cliffs of Moher. Note of course that in each of these photos we are well past the safety ropes. Actually in most cases we're a 10 minute walk outside of them (onto private property).




Now, if you'll notice the look of fear on Kristin's face on the realisation that the rocks just come apart in layers...well that's because we're currently standing on a rock ledge overlooking the water. Woops.

My Weekend in Paris (and some music)

Well, as I'm pretty sure most of you know, this is not Paris.

Due to circumstances beyond my control (I just edited out a 2 paragraph long rant about a certain Volcano) we could not fly out to Paris this weekend. Sometimes it's easy to forget that Ireland is, in fact, an island.




Our flight has been rescheduled for the 30th of April and hopefully by then this will have all blown over (literally) or else I'll be out a considerable amount of money on hostels/hotel rooms as they've all decided that they're not responsible for the volcano and will keep everyone's money.

Anyway, instead I went down to Cork with Allison and Kaitlyn to have a girls weekend. We have a habit of choosing "the song" for each trip we make and this time there was atie between the following -
Beach Boys - Good Vibrations - because it played two nights in a row in two different pubs.
The Glee version of Hello Goodbye - It has NOTHING on the original but it's much more fun for a girl to sing along to.
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - Glee inspired but the original is angrier and won out

Oh, to the trinis, I visited Pres' founding school - Presentation College Cork)

Anyway, to those of you who know me well will know that Cork is one of my favourite places and that I very very nearly ended up at UCC instead of Notre Dame for college. Because let's face it...UCC is breathtaking. Just to prove my point I'll include some pics.



Speaking of breathtaking - you can't go to Cork and not visit the Blarney Castle!
The weather was brilliant and I kissed the blarney stone (for the second time).

And of course, walked up a set of dangerously eroded stairs backwards with my eyes closed.

Wouldn't you?










But the very best part of the day was when we simply lay on the grass taking in the sun (and a bit of an afternoon nap). I'm so glad Allison got a pic of this because it's slightly epic.



Finally, would it really be me if we didn't stop in a few pubs? Of course not. We went to a few small ones but the best was the microbrewery where we had what were undoubtedly my favourite beers so far. It's pretty depressing that I can't find them anywhere else. Maybe I should ship a keg home...haha.


Anyway...we'll see if the volcano decides to be nice and let me go to Paris. I'll keep you updated.